Christ On A Crutch

WaRninG!.
You May Find This Blog Offensive!
(If this is the case then get the fuck out)

It's good to find yourself offended once in a while. I believe it gives us a chance to address and reflect on our inner tolerances and helps to develop patients.

Let me tell you what I find offensive!

1. The State of the United States Government

2. The Catholic Church

3. Corporate Vampires

4. Covid-19 

5. Federal Judges

6. State Législation

7. End User Agreements

8. Policy Terms and Agreements

9. Crooked Politicians

10. Non-Forward Thinking Self Involved Pseudo-Intellectuals 

This is bullshit! Your Honor!

Jesus Holy Christ Crucified On A Splinter. In YOUR name I pray since I couldn't put it in MINE, I needed a co-signer... 

Forever and Ever Amen.

Romans Beware! Armed With a Brand New Set Of Spells & Incantations Jesus H. Christ Fights Back With Kung-Fooy Jedi Mind Trickery At SpaceHey.com

"I'm commig off The Kross Satan, Get Ye Behind Me... This Ones For My 2 Dads"...

W.W.J.D.

In my opinion this is so obviously a trick question. The new testament was a good read. It was "mystical" and vague in it's amazing length. It was contradicting at every pass. I was amazed at how "The Son of God" Jesus or YEsh-waAh also Jesus (hey-zues) managed to turn the tables of religeon by 

coming in after 2,000 yrs and just UNDER-MIND5 the hell out of God, his... Un-biological father that is.

 

Holy Shit (pardon the pun)

The look on Your Face At That moment when you realize...

"Oh Shit, I am on a cross motherfucker"!

To Be Fair I Will Say That A lot of the New Testament also under-minds its-self. 

How so?

I am So happy that you asked. 

(Feedback is Key)

Let us examine first the Ten Commandments

1. I Am The Lord Thy God Thall Shalt Have No Gods Before Me.

(No other Gods? Does this not imply if not state that there are more?)

2. Thou Shalt Not Take The L0rds Name In Vein

3. Keep Holy The Sabbath

4. Honor Your Parents

5. Thou Shalt Not Kill

6. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

7.  Thou Shalt Not Steal

8.  Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

9. Thou Shalt Not Covet Your Neighbors Wife

10. Thou Shalt Not Covet Your Neighbors Goods

My Revelations