Thursday, July 30, 2020

Christ On A Crutch




WaRninG!.
You May Find This Blog Offensive!
(If this is the case then get the fuck out)


It's good to find yourself offended once in a while. I believe it gives us a chance to address and reflect on our inner tolerances and helps to develop patients.

Let me tell you what I find offensive!


1. The State of the United States Government
2. The Catholic Church
3. Corporate Vampires
4. Covid-19 
5. Federal Judges
6. State Législation
7. End User Agreements
8. Policy Terms and Agreements
9. Crooked Politicians
10. Non-Forward Thinking Self Involved Pseudo-Intellectuals 


This is bullshit! Your Honor!



Jesus Holy Christ Crucified On A Splinter. In YOUR name I pray since I couldn't put it in MINE, I needed a co-signer... 
Forever and Ever Amen.



Romans Beware! Armed With a Brand New Set Of Spells & Incantations Jesus H. Christ Fights Back With Kung-Fooy Jedi Mind Trickery At SpaceHey.com

"I'm commig off The Kross Satan, Get Ye Behind Me... This Ones For My 2 Dads"...


W.W.J.D.

In my opinion this is so obviously a trick question. The new testament was a good read. It was "mystical" and vague in it's amazing length. It was contradicting at every pass. I was amazed at how "The Son of God" Jesus or YEsh-waAh also Jesus (hey-zues) managed to turn the tables of religeon by 
coming in after 2,000 yrs and just UNDER-MIND5 the hell out of God, his... Un-biological father that is.
 
Holy Shit (pardon the pun)

The look on Your Face At That moment when you realize...
"Oh Shit, I am on a cross motherfucker"!


To Be Fair I Will Say That A lot of the New Testament also under-minds its-self. 

How so?

I am So happy that you asked. 
(Feedback is Key)

Let us examine first the Ten Commandments

1. I Am The Lord Thy God Thall Shalt Have No Gods Before Me.
(No other Gods? Does this not imply if not state that there are more?)

2. Thou Shalt Not Take The L0rds Name In Vein

3. Keep Holy The Sabbath

4. Honor Your Parents

5. Thou Shalt Not Kill

6. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

7.  Thou Shalt Not Steal

8.  Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

9. Thou Shalt Not Covet Your Neighbors Wife

10. Thou Shalt Not Covet Your Neighbors Goods

My Revelations 


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Sunday, July 19, 2020

Surreal Urban Media Solutions Newsroom

"Surreal Urban Media Newsroom" Colloidal Interpretations or Misinformed Non - Misfortunate Misinformation (a tragic come easy fortune not so easy so that's unfortunate)...
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Good Reads:
https://www.ryrob.com/besZIs An Acclaimed Blogger
with tons of good ideas, contributions and insite into the now competitive and not so creative anymore world of blogging.



Reporter and Blogger James Braudway With News At....
(When!ever He Gets To It)

 "Thanks Chuck"

"Hello Everyone",
From phys.org + Google News US officials and scientists have begun laying the groundwork for a more secure "virtually unhackable" internet based on quantum computing technology.


(Surreal Urban Media Solutions Research Team)

Quantum Computing

From Microsoft Blog:
Quantum computers are still in the infancy of their development. The hardware and maintenance are expensiv))systems are located in universities and research labs. The technology is advancing, though, and limited public access to some systems is available.
Quantum simulators are software programs that run on classical computers and make it possible to run and test quantum programs in an environment that predicts how qubits will react to different operations.







Quantum hardware

A quantum computer has three primary parts: an area that houses the qubits, a method for transferring signals to the qubits, and a classical computer to run a program and send instructions.
  • The quantum material used for qubits is fragile and highly sensitive to environmental interferences. For some methods of qubit storage, the unit that houses the qubits is kept at a temperature just above absolute zero to maximize their coherence. Other types of qubit housing use a vacuum chamber to help minimize vibrations and stabilize the qubits.
  • Signals can be sent to the qubits using a variety of methods including microwaves, laser, and voltage.
Quantum computers face a multitude of challenges to operate correctly. Error correction in quantum computers is a significant issue, and scaling up (adding more qubits) increases the error rate. Because of these limitations, a quantum PC for your desktop is far in the future, but a commercially-viable lab-based quantum computer is closer.

Quantum simulators

Quantum simulators that run on classical computers allow you to simulate the execution of quantum algorithms on a quantum system. Microsoft’s Quantum Development Kit (QDK) includes a full-state vector simulator along with other specialized quantum simulators.

Topological qubit

Microsoft is developing a quantum computer based on topological qubits. A topological qubit will be less impacted by changes in its environment, therefore reducing the degree of external error correction required.
Topological qubits feature increased stability and resistance to environmental noise, which means they can more readily scale and remain reliable longer.




This Just In:
More Outlandish Bullshit From The Texas and United States Government Tonight at 10:00 or 11:00 ish








One man fights back
(cut to training montage)
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Quantum State <|>
Well, Still Un-Quantized.

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Thursday, July 16, 2020

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Wednesday, July 15, 2020

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First I'd like to link up a secondary blog at http://www.tellthetrooth.blogspot.com

"This Is Bullshit Your Honor"

It is just that. I can't think of a better way to convey what has happened to me or the losses I have taken due to working hard and getting sick.

It Has Been 6 Years Now

and in that time I have learned quite a few things about life, government and who you can truly count on in life. Ultimately that person is "you".

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I have always believed that "excuses" are as real as Government "Assistance Benefits" with intent to assist. 
(there is no benefit)

There are Reasons For
And Solutions To.
 Some would say "there must be a "grey area'', to which I reply 
"Currently Seeking Solution"...

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Why Use It?

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  • Type chrome://flags in the search bar
  • Search for: Throttle Javascript timers in background
  • Set to: Enable immediately when a tab is hidden
  • Relaunch Chrome
While Chromium based browsers will receive the same functionality, the key for Google is to keep Chrome itself as lean as possible, given the rise of more privacy focused and ad hostile Chromium browsers like Brave and Vivaldi.


Facebook Native Ads:

So upon inspection it seems I owe facebook $2.00 WTF?

How do I find my Facebook Pixel ID?
  1. Log in to Facebook and go to your Ads Manager account.
  2. Open the Navigation Bar and select Events Manager.
  3. Copy your Pixel ID from underneath your Site Name and paste the number directly into the Link Manager setup tab.

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